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Card Roulette

Card roulette. Usually played at restaurants, shopping centres, or supermarkets where a group of 2+ people cannot choose who has to pay, instead of quarrelling they ask the waiter/waitress, person behind the counter etc to pick a card, whoever’s card is picked has to pay.
I don’t want to pay either! Why don’t we just do card roulette?”
by definitionzzzz February 26, 2020
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Gunsmith’s Roulette

This is a complex sexual maneuver requiring some tools and preparation. You set out six shot-glasses in a circle, filling five with whiskey. The empty one is set at the top of the circle. Then you get a hammer and tell your girl to blow you. When you’re about to cum, start taking shots as fast as you can and smash each empty glass with the hammer. Stop smashing shot glasses when you blow your load, you’ve “found the problem”. Your girl uses any remaining whiskey as a “cleaner for your load” (chaser). All the broken glass serves to keep her in place for any further “troubleshooting”, you can clean that up at your discretion.
Dude, last night Becky and I played Gunsmith’s Roulette, it took a few hours to clean up and we both got druunnkkk...
by smasherpass June 6, 2018
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Amsterdam Roulette

A very dangerous game! Involves a threesome or orgy with at least one guy and multiple women, and penetration is taken in turns. The dangerous part? Gentlemen are not allowed to wear condoms, any nut could be busted at any point. Named for Amsterdam, sex capital of the world.
Guy 1: Fuck dude, I’m stressed.
Guy 2: Why what’s up man?
Guy 1: Remember when we played Amsterdam Roulette last Friday night?
Guy 2: Yeah that was awesome!
Guy 1: Yeah for YOU! I forgot which woman I busted in!
by @dawiseguy@Westside March 6, 2021
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Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)
"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"
by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023
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Dad roulette

You and your friends mix your cum together and inject it into a (consenting) woman. whenever the baby is born get a dna test done and whoever is the dad wins.
Yo you tryna play a game of dad roulette?
by Watch "cool as ice" December 18, 2020
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Viagra roulette

A game when a group of friends take viagra , then the last person to get hard then has to finish everyone else playing off to completion
I gotta get better at viagra roulette my jaw is killing me!
by Devindidntdoit November 9, 2023
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Geriatric Roulette

Take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time and if you wake up without shitting your pants you have won.
Bob: Want to play a game? how about Geriatric Roulette
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.
by FatGimp December 16, 2019
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