ripdick

An insult for friends who are lazy and will not come out to the bars.

Come on, Ripdick, hurry up!

by urbanhomeboy January 12, 2009

Ripndip

The act of farting and running as fast away as you can. It’s basically crop dusting Oh yeah it’s also lord nermal

“Do you smell that” “I think someone just pulled a Ripndip!”

by bigrod376574439437 January 25, 2019

Search Raped

The term used to describe the evil, pedophillic pat down that TSA agents in Airports in the USA subject the sheeple to.

Dad "Whats wrong with Billy, why is he crying"?

Mom " The TSA agents at the airport seen his bottle of milk and under the Patriot act,the legacy left by the Bush Administration and Obama's warped view on homeland security the Agents decided to push their hands inside billys underwear and search raped him:!

by Jihad Johno July 16, 2011

Taquito-raped

An act of public intoxication in which you go to Quick Trip gas station and order taquitos to continue your night of festivities. Usually takes place when cops are around.

"Dude! Are you ready to get taquito-raped tonight?!"
"The wedding was beautiful. But what really topped it off was getting taquito-raped afterwards."

by TRedBecca August 9, 2012

Pants ripped

When your at work and you go to show the most awesome work out routine you've ever seen in your life to your co-workers and right in the middle of the routines best part your pants rip. Making this awkward sound your co-workers couldn't make out at first until you perk up real fast and blurt out "my pants just ripped". In that very moment your sorta embarrassed naturally, but then you bust out laughing and make it a good ass time.

"My pants ripped"

by luminous_yogi_ April 27, 2017

Slide Show Raped

When someone incessantly shows pictures or memes on their cell phone.

Justin came in to the bar last night and slide show raped me with pictures kittens and guns.

by Annoyed@it August 20, 2013

Cyber-Raped

When you go online to a free anyomous chat room and attempt to piss others off by being completly absurd. The chat starts off with you connecting to a complete stranger. Thinking that you got this with no problem, you begin a conversation striking up common small talk. You believe the stanger is a female. Slowly you start to introduce explict themes. Normally revolving around sex. the conversation quickly blooms into a cyber session. Within minutes highly detailed words are flying back and forth across the screen. Finally its time to deliver the final blow and destory the stanger. But before you can, the stranger revels that he is a 14 yr old guy, tells you that your a complete fag for hitting on him, and then thanks you for getting him off. He then quickly disconnects, and you've been cyber-raped.

Theres a loud comotion in the room next door.
Mike and his friends talking to people online.

Tyler: what is going on guys?

Mike: Dude i just got cyber-raped!

by dArK cHoCoLaTe ; ) October 14, 2009