real turtle hours

A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.

Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?

by nickybangs February 6, 2018

Real sad nibba hours

A time inbetween 1 and 5 am, In which people on different social media platforms take part in liking and making memes to drown the depressive reality of life

Wow, real sad nibba hours really helps me come to terms with my depressing reality

by chernobylslav October 9, 2018

Real Motherfucker

Billy J. His name alone tells you he is, was, and always will be one of the realest motherfuckers there ever was. Billy the realest motherfucker who everwas,gives nofucks about motherfucker who wasn't. He has been said to have told Chuck Noris to his face he looked like a fake motherfucker and walked away unscathed.

Yo Clark who is that? "That's a real motherfucker like Billy".

by bigirishballs March 29, 2019

real boomer hours

A time between 5:00 A.M. and 8:00 A.M. i.e. when boomers think everyone should get out of bed.

Yo man I need to hit the hay, I have to get up at real boomer hours tomorrow for class.

by Scud_The_Trewpa January 4, 2020

Real Nath

Real Nath's are real fat cunts. Nath means moron in African language, so Real Nath's are actually just giant morons. Real Nath's point out the obvious and they suck off their buddy Harry all the god damn time. Not to mention Real Nath's also have an unhealthy obsession with the unpopular pedophile youtuber Azure YT.

Is that guy sucking off Harry in RGH main-chat?

-Ya he is definitely Real Nath.

by azure. May 16, 2020

Real Nigga Association

Real Nigga Association (RNA). The Real Nigga Association is a group of real niggas. Real niggas never fold and stay true to they shit. The RNA is the realest group of them all.

Tai: where do i go to become a real nigga
Kevin: go to RNA
Tai: what’s that?
Kevin: The real nigga association

by CEO of RNA April 18, 2021

Real Muthaphuckkin G's

A rap song made by Californian rapper Eazy-E that was released in August 1993. The song was a response to fellow rapper and former friend and colleague Dr. Dre's "Fuck Wit Dre Day" which slandered Eazy. The song features Gangsta Dresta and BG Knocc Out. The song also attacks Snoop Dogg, who Dre made songs with, and Death Row Records, owned by Suge Knight, who Dre struck a deal with.

Eazy mentions the famous event in which Dr. Dre assaulted TV personality Dee Barnes along with calling Dre and Snoop "studio gangstas". He finishes with calling Death Row "Dre's boot camp".

"Yo, have you listen to "Real Muthaphuckkin G's yet? It's dope!"

by MobbParadise May 8, 2021