Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.

Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”

by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018

clasp-retaining high-five

Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.

A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.

by QuacksO March 16, 2019

Bigus Retardus Gayus

This is an extremely rare type of person that EXISTS ON MORE THAN 3 DIMENSIONS.

A: Hey did you see Bigus Retardus Gayus yesterday i think he was existing on 6 whole dimensions .
B: Really?! I've only seen him be at 5

by Torpaskor March 21, 2019

ricardo retardo

When you get very intense war flashbacks from something. Some flashbacks may be of thumb man, or Noah. The scariest of all flashbacks is Ricardo. The reason for this is because only retards see him, hence the name retardo ricardo. Another scary part is that he makes anyone gay with his sexy pecs and biceps. And lets not forget his charm.

You know noah?
Ya, thumb man?
Bro, you just gave me ricardo retardo flashbacks

by eRecTiLE rEPtilE 69 May 13, 2019

jacksson_returns

youngest yet the most retarded nigga that gets egirls and makes low as hell audios on an ipad that runs 39 fps in every game jackson returns is very chill tho

OMG OMG JACKSSON_RETURNS MARRY ME

by JACKSSON_RETURNS April 12, 2020

So Retro

The use of pixel art in an inaccurate style in a faux-retro game or other form of media

I just drew Mega Man with four pixels, So Retro!

by Husbandmaterial03 May 9, 2023

addition by retraction

The idea that you earn some major points as a medical student if you do an exceptional job and remain utterly enthusiastic while performing a seemingly mundane task such as pulling back tissue in surgery for your attending doctor.

Student 1: "I can't believe Johnny got that residency spot. Must've been his positivie attitude and his efforts to do everything he could to help out his attendings in surgery."

Student 2: "Yeah, must've been a case of 'addition by retraction'."

by Krusty the Klown November 2, 2008