no reasonable offer refused

Translation: Seller wants "all outdoors" for the advertised merchandise.

Humorous quote from a used-cars dealer's ad: "No reasonable offer refused! (But the dealer defines the term 'reasonable'.)"

by QuacksO December 17, 2019

ham reconditioning

When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!

George’s wife pushed out 5 kids so she desperately needed a ham reconditioning.

by Oliver Face January 6, 2021

the reason

the reason

The reason why I went to the toilet is because I needed to PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by NameRandom56789 August 23, 2021

7 reasons

The only reason why I'm still here yet. They make me feel alive , they make me happy.

And I'll never be thankful enough to them.

7 reasons why I woke up today

by You saved me November 22, 2021

The reason I'm in here

It's that fake hedgehog again.

Sonny: The reason I'm in here is because of that fake hedgehog!
Amy: This again?

by JadeBlade08 February 23, 2022

The Reconciler

Christian version of Saw who is secretly god. He kidnaps people who are not getting along with each other and locks them in a room until reconcile each other.

And he has a squirting cross.

The Reconciler:

I'm a messenger...

I'm a guardian...

And other things as well...

by Very Really Good February 18, 2023

Thirteenth Reason

Don’t jump. *sets up camera* Okay, you can jump now.

“I think I just found my thirteenth reason,”

by Veeve June 14, 2023