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ReSeT

yo reset, can i spread your black butt cheeks and eating them all?
by nuliux November 5, 2025
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Reservacation

A process in which you make all the necessary arrangements and reservations for your dream vacation so you get the feeling of excitement that goes along with planning a trip, but you don’t actually go on the trip.
I have no money to go on my dream vacation so I went on a reservacation instead.
by AshGT January 14, 2026
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water reset

When you drop your phone in the toilet or any other body of water
dude what happened to your phone? O yea man i just had to do a quick water reset.
by xMASTADONx January 1, 2012
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Vagina Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on and away from the power of the former penis.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.
Girl: I don't think I will respond to anybody like I did him...
Girl's Friend: Please girl you just need to get yourself a Vagina Reset with another penis, best cure in the world
by Buddhafish July 20, 2012
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Crotch Reset

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.
My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.
by Jeehar June 10, 2014
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Oil reserve

1.small sections where oil is extracted

2. A man's big cock
1. We just made another oil reserve
2. I need to drink milk before I run out of oil in my oil reserve.
by ZCdsac saf January 31, 2016
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system reset

The act of taking a poo in a household toilet
"Right guys, I'm off to go and have a system reset"
"You might not want to go in there for a while, I've just done a system reset"
"Phoah, it smells in there, have you just done a system reset in there? Afraid so."
by samuel_wade January 15, 2017
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