Redneck hillbilly

A person who from birth is involved in weird things such as hunting fishing, and other wierd things like noodling and muddin'. A very funny person who likes Larry the cable guy. Great conversation people who do a lot of stupid stuff. Not the sterio type of idiotic person who does not know anyhting about the modern world relatively smart and has a decent education.

Sydney: So what did you do this weekend?
Valerie: I went muddin' and went deer hunting with my brothers.
Sydney: Your such a redneck hillbilly!

by Redneck Hillbilly 13 January 5, 2012

Redneck Nigger

A redneck who hangs around too many black people and they call them their nigga

(G1) Man I was in the hood and these black guys jumped me, but when it was over they said we were cool.
(G2)Man Fuck you your a Redneck Ngger.
Redneck Nigger white nigga

by Mr.Morton76' March 3, 2015

redneck bbq

in springfield, il, when a bunch of hicks sit in their 12 ft x 16 ft backyard right next to peases candy smoking ciggarettes and downing miller lites, grillin crisp black burgers and yellin and yee-hawin about random crap

(two guys walk out of peases and go across the street to buy a coke)
first guy: hey david u hear those guys over there yellin about random crap?
david: yeah thats a regular redneck bbq

by oiewnb.wlj November 6, 2006

redneck olympics

similar to the national olympics but instead of ice skatin' or swimmin' an such, there's sports like hay bale jumpin', mud wrasslin', mud tug-of-war, cow tippin', and frog giggin'.

The ferst round of the redneck olympics was the cow tippin'.

by Simonds July 20, 2006

redneck tech

n. Indian River Community College, in south-central florida. A tech school where he with a mustang GT is king.

What school you going to?
I enrolled at redneck tech.

by Sweetmofugginj April 19, 2005

Redneck Bidet

The act of washing your bum by:

Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.

After that Shart, only the redneck bidet could save me.

by mispamc3 February 6, 2008

redneck rodeo

"Redneck rodeo" is a sport where, while taking your girlfriend from behind, you put your hands on her shoulders and whisper gently in her ear, "your sister is better at sex, you know" - then see how long you can stay on.

"Honey, sweetie, I didn't mean it, I was just trying 'redneck rodeo' - wait, I need that for work, don't throw -" *CRASH*

by John Whatshisname February 14, 2009