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Thomas Crewe-Read

Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids

Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
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i am not reading this

This is to long I am not reading this
by Kob07 May 21, 2018
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Reading

I know you're reading this. The knowing of being watched.
by Joe NOT Biden July 4, 2020
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Sled Read

/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading

When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.
Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.
by @slvy394 May 21, 2018
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Reading

You're reading right now you idiot
I'm reading this book idiot
by Freekelheighmer October 18, 2021
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Read it to you

When somebody shows you up.....humiliates you.......makes you look dumb
That lawyer really read it to you, too bad you lost the case!
by THE GOOD WORD January 7, 2017
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read hard

Mentally handicapped person on the censored internet
What are you doing? You are the biggest read hard I have ever seen.
by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024
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