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Snot protest

A protest where thousands of guys get together at a place they are protesting and all of them blow and spit snot everywhere and after the protest the owner has to clean up all the snot.
Lets have a snot protest.
by Judge dredd7 December 11, 2011
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mad professor

A scientist who invents crazy things that get beyond his scope of control and cause significant damage; a mad scientist.
The young mad professorKenny's invention,capital letter H,destroyed Kenny's home by crashing through the wall,thus leaving an H-shaped hole. Kenny knew he would have to deal with and live with the hole in his wall for a long time, due to the unhealthy economy and Obamacare.
by JMC70 May 18, 2017
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YouTube Professional

This refers to a person, typically a middle school or high school kid, who is so completely jaded from watching the most extreme sports stunts and best tricks of pro riders - on YouTube all the time ( e.g. bmx, skateboarding, scooters that he walks around in his daily life thinking everybody who can’t do all those tricks suck. The “YouTube Pro” is often at the skatepark mocking people about how bad they are, saying things like: “He can’t even do a back flip” .....when the sad truth is- the YouTube Pro can’t do ANY tricks at all, and rarely does he even try to. He has just become delusional of his own reality and thinks he is on a higher pro level now because of all those videos he has watched.
Jerry is at the skatepark and sees somebody trying to learn 360’s . Jerry starts talking about how doing quad backflip 360s is the new normal and proceeds to laughs at that person “just trying 3s” .... Jerry sure has become a YouTube Professional now
by SirWonky May 1, 2018
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Micro-processing

the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.
"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."
by Bo Webber the ORIGINAL WebHead January 29, 2018
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Audio Processing Disorder

Its basically pretty hard to understand what people are saying
Hey
Im good thanks
I said hey..
Sorry i have Audio Processing Disorder i can mishear stuff easily
by vbzy20 November 17, 2018
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Ama-professional

Its meaning comes from the combination of two words, amateur and professional. Other way of saying ‘Beginner’s luck’.
-‘I got two strikes and this is my first time bowling!’
-‘Wow, you must be an Ama-professional!’
by yoshi_drinks_tea June 13, 2020
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Thermopylae Processing (Computing)

When a computing process is hung up on one process before it can continue towards the full range; all other processes are waiting for a single process to finish.
Nah, bro. I can't go to the park, and/or play soccer, and/or have myself a bronie party, till I finish cleaning my room. It's a 'Thermopylae processing (Computing)' structure. And those fine ladies dislike the low throughput...
by Old man Biff May 29, 2020
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