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Pre-Fab

To "Pre-fabricate" the basis for calling in sick from work or missing an appointment the following day.
About an hour before closing time, John pulls out a bottle of Pepto-Bismal and places it on the top of his desk. As co-workers draw pass by, John complains that his stomach is upset. Later that night, I spot John at the Bar, hanging out with his buddies. The next morning, John calls in Sick. Johns Pepto routine was clearly a Pre-Fab for calling in sick the next day.

As Bill get's ready to leave the office, he complains about a pinched nerve in his neck and says "I need to see a Chiropractor". Bill is most likely Pre-Fabbin', we don't expect to see him at work tomorrow
by l3illdo February 26, 2011
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Pre-Porn

Pre-Porn is an essential ingredient for a nice long jerking session. This is what you view before jacking or jilling off, in order to prepare yourself for your masturbation session, and can include things like: work-out videos, underwear models, and various slightly sexual gifs.
"how long do you masturbate?"

"oh, about an hour or so."
"really? for an hour?"
"yeah, but a fair amount of that time I'm just watching pre-porn."
by ElCrapo April 18, 2017
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Pre-Game

To masturbate before sexual activity, so as to increase the longevity of your promiscuous experience
"Dude, you ready to hit the clubs tonight?"

"Wait bro, I need to go to the bathroom and Pre-Game a little. If I hook up tonight, I don't want the sprinklers to turn on before I mow the lawn, if you catch my drift."
by The Three Ninjas: Colt March 7, 2010
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pre-memory

Things you knew before you knew how to know them.
"My pre-memory really plays tricks on me from time to time, but for the life of me, I really do remember some things that there is no way I could have known about!"

-- overheard at a pub in southern Taiwan on July 1, 2009
by PRwiz101 July 4, 2009
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Pre-dicked

Definition 1: When someone dances close to you and you have an orgasm prematurely. The opposite of predict as you were'nt expecting it. Supposedly common when dancing with an English woman.

Definiation 2: When someome gets enhanced using Viagra, weed or something similar, they get pre-dicked meaning they need an enhancement to get excited and can't do it alone. They have a problem in the dick department. The ultimate meaning is the same as predict in that if you control your dick in this manner, you can predict the outcome.
DEFINITION 1: "She danced a little too close to him and he got pre-dicked".

DEFINITION 2: "He panicked as he couldn't find his weed in his car and couldn't get PRE-DICKED for his weekend date so he looked for his Viagra instead. Ahhhh there it is, now I'm enhanced she won't be disappointed" Hmmm!
by The Advanced July 11, 2011
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Pre-Christmasophobia

Noun: Having an undeniable fear of all pre-Christmas events and chores ie; Christmas shopping, caroling, wrapping, baking, decorating etc.

The inability to function when asked to preform any of the above tasks or tasks related to pre-Christmas
When I asked Deb to help me decorate she froze and ran away screaming. Turns out she is a pre-Christmasophobe.

I couldn't figure out why I was so stress just wrapping Christmas gift when I am fine doing it on birthdays. My friend says I have pre-Christmasophobia
by MissNinja December 27, 2009
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pre-forget

In an attempt to forgo the future, a person wants to not remember the next few years and pretend they didn't happen.
Democrat: Isn't it amazing America elected Barack Obama?
Republican: I want to forget election night and pre-forget the next four years.
by LanguageMan March 31, 2009
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