To "Pre-fabricate" the basis for calling in sick from work or missing an appointment the following day.
About an hour before closing time, John pulls out a bottle of Pepto-Bismal and places it on the top of his desk. As co-workers draw pass by, John complains that his stomach is upset. Later that night, I spot John at the Bar, hanging out with his buddies. The next morning, John calls in Sick. Johns Pepto routine was clearly a Pre-Fab for calling in sick the next day.
As Bill get's ready to leave the office, he complains about a pinched nerve in his neck and says "I need to see a Chiropractor". Bill is most likely Pre-Fabbin', we don't expect to see him at work tomorrow
As Bill get's ready to leave the office, he complains about a pinched nerve in his neck and says "I need to see a Chiropractor". Bill is most likely Pre-Fabbin', we don't expect to see him at work tomorrow
by l3illdo February 26, 2011
Get the Pre-Fabmug. Pre-Porn is an essential ingredient for a nice long jerking session. This is what you view before jacking or jilling off, in order to prepare yourself for your masturbation session, and can include things like: work-out videos, underwear models, and various slightly sexual gifs.
"how long do you masturbate?"
"oh, about an hour or so."
"really? for an hour?"
"yeah, but a fair amount of that time I'm just watching pre-porn."
"oh, about an hour or so."
"really? for an hour?"
"yeah, but a fair amount of that time I'm just watching pre-porn."
by ElCrapo April 18, 2017
Get the Pre-Pornmug. To masturbate before sexual activity, so as to increase the longevity of your promiscuous experience
"Dude, you ready to hit the clubs tonight?"
"Wait bro, I need to go to the bathroom and Pre-Game a little. If I hook up tonight, I don't want the sprinklers to turn on before I mow the lawn, if you catch my drift."
"Wait bro, I need to go to the bathroom and Pre-Game a little. If I hook up tonight, I don't want the sprinklers to turn on before I mow the lawn, if you catch my drift."
by The Three Ninjas: Colt March 7, 2010
Get the Pre-Gamemug. "My pre-memory really plays tricks on me from time to time, but for the life of me, I really do remember some things that there is no way I could have known about!"
-- overheard at a pub in southern Taiwan on July 1, 2009
-- overheard at a pub in southern Taiwan on July 1, 2009
by PRwiz101 July 4, 2009
Get the pre-memorymug. Definition 1: When someone dances close to you and you have an orgasm prematurely. The opposite of predict as you were'nt expecting it. Supposedly common when dancing with an English woman.
Definiation 2: When someome gets enhanced using Viagra, weed or something similar, they get pre-dicked meaning they need an enhancement to get excited and can't do it alone. They have a problem in the dick department. The ultimate meaning is the same as predict in that if you control your dick in this manner, you can predict the outcome.
Definiation 2: When someome gets enhanced using Viagra, weed or something similar, they get pre-dicked meaning they need an enhancement to get excited and can't do it alone. They have a problem in the dick department. The ultimate meaning is the same as predict in that if you control your dick in this manner, you can predict the outcome.
DEFINITION 1: "She danced a little too close to him and he got pre-dicked".
DEFINITION 2: "He panicked as he couldn't find his weed in his car and couldn't get PRE-DICKED for his weekend date so he looked for his Viagra instead. Ahhhh there it is, now I'm enhanced she won't be disappointed" Hmmm!
DEFINITION 2: "He panicked as he couldn't find his weed in his car and couldn't get PRE-DICKED for his weekend date so he looked for his Viagra instead. Ahhhh there it is, now I'm enhanced she won't be disappointed" Hmmm!
by The Advanced July 11, 2011
Get the Pre-dickedmug. Noun: Having an undeniable fear of all pre-Christmas events and chores ie; Christmas shopping, caroling, wrapping, baking, decorating etc.
The inability to function when asked to preform any of the above tasks or tasks related to pre-Christmas
The inability to function when asked to preform any of the above tasks or tasks related to pre-Christmas
When I asked Deb to help me decorate she froze and ran away screaming. Turns out she is a pre-Christmasophobe.
I couldn't figure out why I was so stress just wrapping Christmas gift when I am fine doing it on birthdays. My friend says I have pre-Christmasophobia
I couldn't figure out why I was so stress just wrapping Christmas gift when I am fine doing it on birthdays. My friend says I have pre-Christmasophobia
by MissNinja December 27, 2009
Get the Pre-Christmasophobiamug. In an attempt to forgo the future, a person wants to not remember the next few years and pretend they didn't happen.
Democrat: Isn't it amazing America elected Barack Obama?
Republican: I want to forget election night and pre-forget the next four years.
Republican: I want to forget election night and pre-forget the next four years.
by LanguageMan March 31, 2009
Get the pre-forgetmug.