Pre-Fab

To "Pre-fabricate" the basis for calling in sick from work or missing an appointment the following day.
About an hour before closing time, John pulls out a bottle of Pepto-Bismal and places it on the top of his desk. As co-workers draw pass by, John complains that his stomach is upset. Later that night, I spot John at the Bar, hanging out with his buddies. The next morning, John calls in Sick. Johns Pepto routine was clearly a Pre-Fab for calling in sick the next day.

As Bill get's ready to leave the office, he complains about a pinched nerve in his neck and says "I need to see a Chiropractor". Bill is most likely Pre-Fabbin', we don't expect to see him at work tomorrow
by l3illdo February 08, 2011
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Pre-Porn

Pre-Porn is an essential ingredient for a nice long jerking session. This is what you view before jacking or jilling off, in order to prepare yourself for your masturbation session, and can include things like: work-out videos, underwear models, and various slightly sexual gifs.
"how long do you masturbate?"

"oh, about an hour or so."
"really? for an hour?"
"yeah, but a fair amount of that time I'm just watching pre-porn."
by ElCrapo April 19, 2017
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Pre-Game

To masturbate before sexual activity, so as to increase the longevity of your promiscuous experience
"Dude, you ready to hit the clubs tonight?"

"Wait bro, I need to go to the bathroom and Pre-Game a little. If I hook up tonight, I don't want the sprinklers to turn on before I mow the lawn, if you catch my drift."
by The Three Ninjas: Colt March 06, 2010
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pre-guilt

The guilt your fucking wife tries laying the foundation for before you even do anything.
"If you're going to go fishing next weekend instead of going out with me then I guess I know where your priorities are then"...etc etc. pre-guilt
by JoeNJ2 June 04, 2011
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pre-dog

When you hook up with a chick and brag about it only to find out one of your crew already hit it weeks prior without your knowledge.
He thought he was king shit on a mountain of turds until he found out I pre-dogged that hoodrat months ago.
by dudemountain September 07, 2015
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Pre-Christmasophobia

Noun: Having an undeniable fear of all pre-Christmas events and chores ie; Christmas shopping, caroling, wrapping, baking, decorating etc.

The inability to function when asked to preform any of the above tasks or tasks related to pre-Christmas
When I asked Deb to help me decorate she froze and ran away screaming. Turns out she is a pre-Christmasophobe.

I couldn't figure out why I was so stress just wrapping Christmas gift when I am fine doing it on birthdays. My friend says I have pre-Christmasophobia
by MissNinja December 24, 2009
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pre-memory

Things you knew before you knew how to know them.
"My pre-memory really plays tricks on me from time to time, but for the life of me, I really do remember some things that there is no way I could have known about!"

-- overheard at a pub in southern Taiwan on July 1, 2009
by PRwiz101 July 05, 2009
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