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Pain Mountain

The term pain mountain was first coined in 2008 by a young gentleman in Perth, Australia. It's a saying which suggests that the user is in a momentous amount of pain.

Pain Mountain may have been derived from equally ludicrous sayings such as "I'm on(/in) a mountain of pain right now", although who really knows.

It's a turn of phrase that brings with it a sense of patheticness and the use of this phrase is usually accompanied by sever intoxication and desperation.
*Jesse falls over and sprains his ankle*
Jesse: fuck me im on pain mountain!
Confused bystander: steady on old chap!
by Way too much time March 1, 2009
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Painsley

First, lets start with the biggest problem: THE STAFF.

Why must they treat their students like they’re stupid? This school gives up on the lower sets before they even start thus giving them some of the worser teachers of the institution just to tolerate them. Why else would they still have year elevens who can’t spell common words and get confused by the correct uses of to and too?There’s also a superiority complex where higher set children are given more opportunities, not to mention brilliant club. Not in a high set? You don’t have the mental capacity to join extracurricular clubs. The staff are extremely condescending and patronising too, not naming names but I think each student can think of a staff member who has made them feel like they’re incompetent and that their intelligence has been insulted and this brings me on to another point:

LITTLE TO NO DISCIPLINE. Everyone knows that the students drug deal at this school behind the science block and yet senior leadership turn a blind eye to it. Students know that can get away with misbehaving as there is little to no consequence (seriously, in what possible way is suspension or a 12 to 5 a punishment?) and so they run out of lessons, swear at staff and like I previously said, drug deal. It’s all covered by a huge façade at parents perspective evenings etc. Poor year sevens. Overall, this school is shit and your child will flourish no better here than if they were at Cheadle Academy across the road.
Have you heard about Painsley?

Ha! That shit hole? I wouldn’t send my kids there if it was the last school in Staffordshire.
by stellaohlala September 14, 2020
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T-Paining

To rudely interrupt somebody while they are busy doing something important. Like T Pain did to Jay Z at Hot 97 Summer Jam, crashing the stage like shit is sweet. Later done to Jay AGAIN buy Lil Mama at the VMAs. This is where Jay coined the phrase, '' You T-Paining Right Now''.
You makin a business call tryin to get job or make moves and your girl tryin to argue with you or have a convo. Tell the B****to stop T-Paining you
by That718foreal October 14, 2009
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i.pain_in_the_arse

Used to describe the asshattery and gadgets around the corporation that provides trendy/gimmicky but quite disposable devices.
Also known as Apple.

US equivalent: i.pain_in_the_ass/butt
Apple fan-boi: Apple Apple Apple <3 <3 <3

Normal guy: Oh great just what this place needs, another;

i.pain_in_the_arse.

Apple fan-boi: droool... gurgle...
by sickof gimmicks March 3, 2010
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House of Pain

"The House of PAIN!" a famous quote on the soundboard of Jim Cramer's "MAD MONEY" TV show on MSNBC; A house that causes pain, such as a poltergeist.
"The House of PAIN!" screamed Jim's soundboard. Which is usually pushed when a Stock goes to an all time low.
by Bobbius August 10, 2006
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pain don't hurt

A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.
You'll need some staples. No local antesthetic? Pain don't hurt.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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E-Pain

E-Pain: The feeling of being hurt when someone ignores your text or bbm but continues to tweet.
John: What's wrong?
Issie: My friend ignores my texts but I see him tweeting
John: I feel your E-pain
by JasonMraz August 1, 2012
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