A hard working, low paying job that is usually misunderstood. Police officers probably work harder and longer then any other job and still have very little respect.
Police: Do you know why i pulled you over
Driver: Yeah, cus u had nothin else to do but drink beer and eat donuts
Police: Sir have you been drinking tonight
Driver: Yeah, cus u had nothin else to do but drink beer and eat donuts
Police: Sir have you been drinking tonight
by Police Patrol July 2, 2008
Get the Police mug.1. Somebody that is supposed to protect and serve you, but they are most likely drinking coffee and eating donuts, along with pulling you over and harassing you for no reason.
2. Something that rappers like to rap about
2. Something that rappers like to rap about
1. Dude, I just got pulled over by the police today because I didn't give him a glazed donut at the bakery. DAMN!!!
2.Yo I'm rapping about the police nigga, nobody is going to stop me and nobody is going to cop me....yeeeah!!!
2.Yo I'm rapping about the police nigga, nobody is going to stop me and nobody is going to cop me....yeeeah!!!
by Lil Duff 2008 June 17, 2008
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1.The only reason I go to work.
2.The only judicial system a country needs
If you've had your arse kicked by the police.....you fucking well deserved it.....and you know it.
2.The only judicial system a country needs
If you've had your arse kicked by the police.....you fucking well deserved it.....and you know it.
1.Child molester "I have rights you know"
Me - "Yeah you do indeed...the right to taste my side handle baton ....MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
2.Bleeding heart liberal " boo hoo, we don't like police because we are smelly, uneducated, arts students who piss and moan all day"
Me - "Well fuck off to China and see you you like their police brutality"
Me - "Yeah you do indeed...the right to taste my side handle baton ....MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
2.Bleeding heart liberal " boo hoo, we don't like police because we are smelly, uneducated, arts students who piss and moan all day"
Me - "Well fuck off to China and see you you like their police brutality"
by 5-0 January 20, 2008
Get the Police Brutality mug.Scum who claim to be "protecting" citizens, but in truth are simply glorified tax collectors busting people for drugs, underage drinking, and speeding all while being very slow to respond to serious emergencies.
Guy 1: That asshole gave me a parking ticket for a half-inch too close to the curb. When i called them because someone was robbing my house, that same asshole shows up two hours late
Guy 2: He must be part of the police
Guy 2: He must be part of the police
by YoyoMa2 August 27, 2006
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Robber 2- 211
Robber 1- So when im done with the bank, ill text u 211 if the cops are coming
Robber 2- ight
Robber 2- 211
Robber 1- So when im done with the bank, ill text u 211 if the cops are coming
Robber 2- ight
by the211afterme January 24, 2018
Get the police code mug.Me: I sure hope the fun police stays in his room today.
Clint: I'm thinking he has some knives to sharpen.
Clint: I'm thinking he has some knives to sharpen.
by Matt Honcho August 11, 2008
Get the fun police mug.Average citizens, whom act like their job warrants being an asshole. Those who will pull over a person for holding a phone, but will drive around all day staring at a laptop installed in their car. They pretend to be friendly, or will be disrespectful when they find out your not "el jefe" possessing quantity narcotics to bring home to mommy/daddy chief for a pat on their butt. They enable their sirens/lights to pass others, because they are above the law and can speed to take a shit or get home in time to jerk off. Police officers are also morons who screw up something as simple as a drug bust, by wasting tax dollars by arresting drug users instead of busting the dealers, due to the courage required to enter an area that has high traffic of crime. They also believe their comradery is above all else and that their job involves the ultimate heterosexual friendship, while maintaining that friendship to make citizens driving above or (can not stress this enough on personal experience) BELOW 10 MPH of the speed limit, a living hell; all while demoralizing their fellow humans by acting they are better than everyone. Anyone saying that you will call on those people you despise for help, are also known as cop-suckers. (Please refer to seperate definition of term). The day police treat everyone equal, will be the day when this world will be a better place. Please note, date most likely correlated with the day hell freezes over/farmers call in to state their livestock can fly.
This police officer pretended to be my friend to try and manipulate me into forfeiting my rights so that he can freely search my property, only to find no contraband.
While expressing my rights to the 4th amendment, a police officer became irrate and decided to extend his reach of the law by using my, and other's tax dollars to obtain an unnecessary warrant. This ultimately led me to laugh when seeing the police officer's dissapointment when he/she could not arrest me for anything as a result.
While expressing my rights to the 4th amendment, a police officer became irrate and decided to extend his reach of the law by using my, and other's tax dollars to obtain an unnecessary warrant. This ultimately led me to laugh when seeing the police officer's dissapointment when he/she could not arrest me for anything as a result.
by Evryday sitisin October 20, 2019
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