Planking

An Australian facebook craze in 2011, which involves going to a random place and lying down flat in a straight 'plank' position, getting someone to take a photo, and uploading it to facebook with no explanation.

Hey bro, get a pic of me planking

by Planker100000000000000 June 8, 2011

plonker

Someone whose words are not worth reading.
See also plonk.

"Sheesh, what a plonker, I just forwarded all mail from him to the bit bucket.

by Alexis_J_M September 17, 2005

plankspanker

a guitar player

- That plankspanker is awesome, dude!
- Yes, no one can handle a six-string like my guitar hero (add name of your choice...)!

by plankspanker February 23, 2009

Planking

The Art of laying across an Object or Person in a flat and stiff position like a plank

Dude i just planked across those tables
Did you get pics of you Planking

by Altimate_Planker June 12, 2011

planking

When retards lie horizontally straight on objects and take photos.

-that cunt died from planking
-a bunch of fucken homos upto fuckall
-henry johnson got fucked up from planking after bongs at morley.

by Paige Is Ripping June 15, 2011

Planking

Planking, when an individual stiffens their body, lies face down expressionless on an object whilst straightening their arms and legs, pointing their fingers and toes. Importantly takes a photograph and names it then posts it on Facebook.

Planking on a narrow protrusion or a long slender pole like a plank.

by Madvx July 9, 2011

planket

Planket is a blanket you bring on the airplane

Give me my fucking planket, I got an early flight in the morning

by Jess&edgy February 13, 2014