cabbage patch

1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl

Julia stiles and Kirsten dunst is a cabbage patch

by whatisit April 19, 2005

Patchouli

The sound one makes after vomiting, and trying to spit out the last bit, out of your mouth. Often caused from the actual patchouli smell.

I could here Joe finish throwing up, and let out the last patchouli of spit when he finished.

by bicyclejohn June 28, 2010

mushroom patch

A place where someone - usually the so-called authorities - keeps their captive audience in the dark and feeds them shit.

If Grabber O'Riley or Doper Limpaw can detect that you are operating off of their sociological mushroom patch they are gonna give you holy hell at every opportunity.

In the great flick the TRUMAN SHOW a very detailed mushroom patch was created by ad boys and girls for Jim Carrey.

by Wizard of Word September 8, 2007

soul patch

shit on the chin; pubes of the face

Larry's soul patch makes me want to puke.

by Dearmont3109 February 24, 2009

Cabbage Patch Face

Extremely cute face..that is accompanied by a chill walk.

Dot...you have a cabbage patch face. Better get on that BC

by Pretty Ricky911 March 19, 2008

desert patch

When you have a bald spot at the back of your head surrounded by hair.

Hey what's up desert patch?

by Natasha Kastermans March 29, 2008

Vanilla Patch

Noun.

Blond pubic hair. Can also be white, light brown, or almost see through. Most natural blonds have a vanilla patch.

Is she a natural blonde? Ya man, she had a vanilla patch.

by kikokiko95 June 22, 2009