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plant sex

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.
by plantsix February 17, 2021
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Plant city high school

This school is annoying bc if izaiah
by Ion like ppl September 12, 2021
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Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021
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plant

Y'know, a plant? like trees, bushes, grass, cacti. do you go outside at all? ohhhh right, you're a league of legends, you don't go out at all. well please go outside
person 1: I like planting plants
person 2: ok
by CabooseIsTaken June 2, 2022
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