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Package Five

Anything legitimately obtained for free that one would normally have to pay money for.

Not to be confused with the five finger discount.

Originated by attendees of E3, where the elusive "Package 5" is given out for free to "qualifying members of the gaming industry" through some arcane and secretive decision-making process by the E3 registration staff. Ordinary proles must pay several hundred dollars for the privilege of attending E3, but many apply for Package Five in the hopes that the gaming gods will smile upon them that day and grant them entrance without sacrificing their first-born.
"Hey, that's a nice phone. I got the same one for $150."
"You paid for it? I got a friend at a celphone company that got me a package five deal for it."
by toma levine March 12, 2004
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Anal Package

When the male opens up the females anus and puts his testicles in and restricts the seamen from coming out of the penis. Then the male continues to have sex with the female in the vagina.
Man A: Dude! I Anal Packaged your mom last night!
Man B: Dude.. Not cool.
by Beardy Bro October 10, 2010
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last cookie of the package

When someone (generally a girl) thinks she is very better than any other, she is asked if she is the last cookie of the package!
Girl "I only date with very rich men!"

Guy "Do you think you're the last cookie of the package?!"
by Magnetofgirls February 19, 2014
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The John Luke Picard

When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!
The John Luke Picard a Mcleod special!
by Crusader001 June 17, 2009
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Picasso

n. A girl who can be judged like one of Picasso's paintings: she's good from far, but she's far from good. -or- just a girl with a fucked up face.
I saw this girl at this party the other night so I went up to talk to her and it turned out she was a Picasso. I wished I was drunk so I would have an excuse.
by Tony Amato September 27, 2006
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Hewlett Packard

A great computer company until you actually open it up and see the cluttered mess inside. They are good computers but pretty hard to customize.
"I opened my Hewlett Packard to find the RAM hidden behind a bunch of loose wires."
by MetalPunk December 16, 2008
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Picadilly schenkfucker

A person of low moral character, a complete bastard or spiteful individual.
That politician...what a picadilly schenkfucker.
by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004
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