pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is Today’s sauce how May I help you?

Scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

by Persianpanda565 April 11, 2022

Podunk Pete and Midnight Cowboy Chris

awesome mofos

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

pete wentz from my chemical romance

Our Lord and saviour Beebo Christ

Hi, I'm Pete Wentz from my chemical romance and you're watching Disney channel

by Avate July 1, 2019

Pyrite Pete

A derogatory slur for any supporter of the bitcoin technology with no regard for context or reasoning. Most often used by trolls, wall street coke fiends, people invested in the various knock-off technologies or existing financial system establishment.

Bitcoin supporter in response to Etherium Hack Bitcoin remains the only major cryptocurrency solution with no known security flaws despite being the highest profile hacking target in the world. Troll ReplyLOL Another bitcoin boomer L0s3r. Pyrite Pete strikes again!

by shaitand August 2, 2021

A little Pete Murray

If you’re hungover or feeling rough from self-inflicted pain, the phrase suggests you’ve definitely “seen better days” or felt better - a nod to Australian singer Pete Murray’s track Better Days.

Aussie 1: How are you feeling after last night? Looked like you had a big one!

Aussie 2: Yeah, nah look, I'm definitely feelin' a little Pete Murray today

by saurus84 August 19, 2025

two pete

The act of allowing two men to take turns slapping you in the face with their shaven ballsacks.

" Your looking alert ", "Why thank you I had a two pete last night !"

by T-Roy Tickle July 29, 2022

The Alien Pete

When you shoot candy balls into your anus from a alien dildo.

Last night George pulled a The Alien Pete with candy balls with his girlfriend.

by Hiarchy September 8, 2021