Perezentation

A presentation of undefined length, characterized by a monotone speaking style, lacking any intonation or variety of pitch. Typically there is an inverse correlation between presentation length and audience attentiveness, corresponding to a deterioration of topic relevance as the speaker digresses.

Brian could feel the life-force draining from his body as he sat through the third hour of a brutal perezentation.

by FlowCalHater April 24, 2011

Persian Shitzu

The act of inserting a uncooked bun length hotdog into a person's asshole. In a slow and controlled manner the person then pushes the hotdog out into another person's mouth allowing them to nibble or chew.

Dan, excited to try the Persian Shitzu, went to the store to buy a pack of bun length hotdogs.

by AKitts June 30, 2016

perfect weekend

Sexual intercourse with three different people over the course of a weekend. Ideally one each day, but it’s usually two on Saturday and one on Friday or Sunday. A threesome or foursome, while not in the same spirit, are still awesome, and are therefore applied towards the count.

I thought Friday and Saturday were just luck, but when that new girl came over Sunday I knew I was destined to have a perfect weekend.

Sally was the queen of perfect weekends, if I ever owned a train station I’d hire her to run it.

by bryken7 August 2, 2016

Perplexified

When a nigga straight ponderin'

Dom: ay what'd she say
Miles: she sending dick pics bigger than mine..
Tommy:Get perplexified

by perplexified May 18, 2019

Pervin

1) A Turkish woman who shines brighter than any other.
2) A Turkish woman who is beautiful inside and out.

Pervin brightens every room entered like an lantern in the night.

by Nacho Same Type December 31, 2019

period cramps

when it’s that time of the month and you feel like someone is quite literally stabbing you with a fucking knife into your uterus and it makes you want to punch the first person you see

i’m on my period and these period cramps make me want to throw myself off a cliff

by ihateveryone12345 August 21, 2020

Persassy

PERCY JACKSON THE SAVIOUR OF THE WORLD

To the 7: How sassy is your sass?

Oh - Annabeth

No - Jason

My sass is so sassy that people with limited amounts

of sass are jealous at the sass level that is my sass because

their sass was as sassy as my sass. - Percy

Everyone - ...

BOOM! YOU JUST GOT PERSASSYD ! - Percy

by JustALittleLester October 25, 2020