gas and pens

vape pods and vape pens are sometimes referred to as gas and pens

Yo,hook me up with some gas and pens

by bitch im your daddy November 29, 2018

pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi

During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.

she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.

by miss ma’am July 25, 2021

pen job

the sexual act of shoving a pen up your urethra

He enjoyed the pen job given to him in the bath room by his brother while giving head to his side chick

by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016

Back stabbing pen

When your favorite pen gives out on you after using it for a long time.

I was in class today when my back stabbing pen bailed on me.

by Ingproductions April 07, 2010

Poop Pen

Its a synonym for a vape pen

yoo you got a poop pen?

by Fruity_toddler January 13, 2023

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results

"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"

by shoetaster June 25, 2022