penguin tilt

someone who had drank way too much and walks with a slight lean.

Last night Jerrod was Penguin tilting his way to the fridge for another beer.

by Tiffany Nichols May 17, 2008

Penguinised

The state of an object or animal which has been converted, changed or tranformed in to a Penguin. When an animal to be penguinised, the process usually involves a horrific and multi-bladed machine.

Through the act of penguinisation, Sarah's puppy was penguinised.

by Daktalis April 4, 2009

Penguin Stroke

Partial masterbation by a prostitute

Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke

by kermit999 October 24, 2009

Penguin Walker

When someone sags their pants so much they they waddle like a penguin

I was waling down the hallway and the person in front of me was a penguin walker.

by botsswannachockolata December 17, 2010

Penguin Ex Machina

An episode of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Series by LittleKuriboh. In this episode, the duel monster called Nightmare Penguin kidnaps Tea and forces her to duel him so that he can win her body and possess it. He says "penguins" a lot during the episode, and it is questionable as to whether or not he has a penguin fetish. The name Penguin Ex Machina comes from the word Deus Ex Machina, which is Latin for "God from the machine."

"It's a plot device whereby a seemingly inextricable problem is suddenly and abruptly solved with the contrived and unexpected intervention of some new character, ability, or object."
Basically, it was the unexpected appearrance of a Nightmare Penguin.

Penguin Ex Machina.

by otaku4BL October 21, 2010

Penguin Pouch

The flap of warmth created under the hood of a person's jacket.

My hands are cold, can i put them in your penguin pouch?

by Dr. Awesome! October 31, 2010

penguin space

The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.

When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.

First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.

Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.

by ribblesworth November 17, 2010