Make those cocksuckers pay me immediately

I swear to God, if you don't me that fucking money it is going to be the biggest mistake or you life.

Hym "I'm telling you right now, you can laugh all you want but if you don't make those cocksuckers pay me immediately someone's daughter is getting her throat cut. No amount of mockery is going to get me to let you steal my fucking future from me but it is going to get you kids killed. I know for a fact it isn't worth it for you lose a child over this and no amount of ACTING as though this is not the case is going to convince me to stop going anything I'm doing."

by Hym Iam May 13, 2025

Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)

person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.

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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.

What a joker!

To

by gnostic3 March 6, 2022

TSA Pay Raise

When your company says they fought hard for a raise - but knew there wasn’t enough money in the budget and a reduction in pay was coming.

So you get a raise for the last 3 months of one fiscal year and then they pull it back as the new fiscal year starts…then initiate a cut in pay, essentially wiping out your pay raise and even making you poorer.

Person 1: Hey, did you see we are getting a TSA Pay Raise this year?

Person 2: Yea, here comes 3 months of pay at the rate we deserve and then a fiscal year take back followed by a reduction in pay.

Person 1: There goes my morale. I think I’m going to try being a truck driver.

by No Tango and no Cash September 13, 2023

Pay Gooning

Indulging in a deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling on the precipice of monetary release.

The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial advisor.

by JBOE May 21, 2025

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OAk Needs To Pay A $25 Open Container Ticket In 2027 <Two Thousand And Twenty Seven>

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OAk Needs To Pay A $25 Open Container Ticket In 2027 <Two Thousand And Twenty Seven>

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OAk Needs To Pay A $25 Open Container Ticket In 2027 <Two Thousand And Twenty Seven>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

paying gold

Eben Franckewitz knows ALL about paying GOLD he is a MAN and talented man be like Eben

short and simple.

why don't we cant seem to the simple task of paying GOLD

by averyhearted September 17, 2017

Gotta Pay Lonnie

A pimp, drug dealer, or "whatever" guy you do daily illegal business with and who you owe some of your welfare check to.

GPL 'Gotta Pay Lonnie"

druggie chick in welfare line: "I can't live on 200 a month"

Jail Dude: "I can't live on 200 a day haha"

Druggie Chick: " well, I need the 200, I have a phone bill and I "Gotta Pay Lonnie."

(The name is fictitious)

by sherrbie June 28, 2012