easter paper dispenser

The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.

You ok?
I am now.

We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!

by YAWA April 20, 2021

oh-shit paper

the last piece of toilet paper that left after doing "the deal"

i was stucked at the public-toilet for an hour cuz' there allways an "oh-shit paper" on there

by Yoni zabari February 20, 2007

good on paper guy

The good on paper guy is the nice man with everything you should want, but who you always leave for an asshole who owns nothing and doesn't have a checking account

Sweetie, he was the perfect guy!

Yeah..... good on paper guy.... Drake is SO MUCH HOTTER even though he's such an jerk!

by Ellen1983 July 24, 2008

down to the paper

phrase: First mentioned by Marion Abbott, the parisian designer, in a crack-house in Paris in the early 21st century, "I'm down to the paper," or, more colloquially "M' down to tha papes," is the call to arms for when a freshly rolled spliff is beckoned for.

"I'm down to the paper. You know what's up?"

by bedopourtous March 19, 2013

sparkle your page

clean up your act and negative life habits so that others don't get a negative impression of you as a person

it's time to sparkle your page

by Sexydimma February 11, 2015

West Virginia paper plate

noun

1. A paper towel

2. A sheet of paper

There's no sense dirtying a bunch of dishes to pass out slices of pizza. Just use West Virginia paper plates. Once you've eaten the pizza, your plate becomes a napkin. ...and Bingo was his name! Oh!

by FinelyThreaded July 4, 2019

Singapore Buses Facebook Page

Singapore Buses Facebook Page is part of a long standing racist and narcissist group.

Is Marvin a Singapore Buses Facebook Page?

by Singapore Buses June 4, 2020