jello puta

an fake ass whore bitch that only uses you, but doesn't love you

God, I fucking hate Aiyanna. She's such a fucking jello puta.

by Hot Lez June 26, 2019

The Putang Pinch

When your girl squeezes her legs together while still upon the peen, pinching your dick with the force of one thousand African elephants

Chad: yo my girl did the putang pinch on me last night and I’m still sore
Derrick: man that happened to me years ago and I haven’t walked since

by Heinz Doofinshmirtz June 29, 2019

Que putas vos

means like, "what's wrong with you?"

Guatemalan slang

Que putas vos?, no seas tonto.

by whos.ash September 25, 2019

The putang punch

The famously kinky sex method used by Greg Paul in his infamous sextape. The basics of this kink is using your erected penis as a samurai sword on the vagina, and slapping it like it was life or death.

Me and Greta was having great sex, suddenly i decided to give her the putang punch.

by LordEirik69 October 9, 2019

Deuces Putas

🤙 Later, Pussies ✌️

Da copps b cumin ya herd¿') Deuces Putas¡

by 2 Centz Nuisance May 8, 2022

Igual Puta

The Spanish way of "Big Ass Hoe"

"Eres Igual Puta" You are a big ass hoe

by lirili larila April 11, 2025

La Puta Paisa

Mujer de Medellín que convierte “buscar marido gringo” en una carrera profesional. No cobra por hora como las de Parque Lleras —ella juega al ajedrez emocional: lento, calculado, y con filtro Valencia en cada foto.

Siempre está “emprendiendo” (léase: vende ropa por Instagram que nadie compra), estudiando inglés en la misma academia desde hace tres años, y subiendo historias desde el gimnasio más caro de El Poblado. Su vida es una mezcla entre “influencer”, “modelo fitness” y “futura esposa de inversionista extranjero”.

“Parce, ¿esa nena trabaja?”
—“Dice que tiene una marca de bikinis… pero vive en Provenza desde hace dos años. La Puta Paisa confirmada.”

by Klassy Kimberly October 31, 2025