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Pumpkin Spice Syndrome

Pumpkin Spice Syndrome (PMS for short) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks after an individual drinks a Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Symptoms often vary between individuals and are most frequent around the start of fall. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, mood changes, diarrhea, oral yeast infection, and in extreme cases shriveling of the penis. Symptoms are typically result coming out of the closet and can cause lasting damage if you do not speak with a specialist immediately.
Trevor- “ it’s too bad of what happened to Brian”

Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”

Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic Pumpkin Spice syndrome that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”

Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”

G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”
by ClownCakes November 5, 2018
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Pumpkin Puss Wagon

The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.

To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.

When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.

All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.

Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.
Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride
by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022
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Pumpkin Cream Roll

After kidnapping the most basic Ugg-wearing white girl you can find in Starbucks, the man places the girl on a blanket, covers her in pumpkin spice and then jizzes on her. Once fully coated he then proceeds to roll her tight and put her in the freezer to firm up for serving at the family Thanksgiving dinner.
Mom was so happy this thanksgiving.

Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.
by SnartFartCart November 27, 2019
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pumpkin puppy

A small dog that has been shaved and spraypainted orange, and every second tooth has been removed.
andy humped the pumpkin puppy several times before confirming it was a skid like him, after he figured it out he humped it more
by The Fuss December 5, 2007
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pumpkin steamer

When you take a shit on a pumpkin pie instead of using whipped cream and then dump it on your partners chest.
My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is giving my husband a toasty pumpkin steamer!
by buttsonparade October 24, 2017
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