furret pokemon 

Furret is cute pokemon which is sadly weak, it would make good pet, but it would be a LARGE pet.

Yay! I caught a Furret pokemon.

furret pokemon by FurretLover August 10, 2017

Shiny Pokemon 

A alternately colored Pokemon that people, I myself included, spend hours of their lives playing video games for. For no good reason. Shiny Pokemon don't have different stats, they just look different and are more rare. What the fuck is my problem.

Person 1: Hey I am shiny hunting a shiny pokemon rn

Person 2: Why. Why are you spending your time on earth for such useless shit

Shiny Pokemon by thatonepep July 13, 2022

Live-action Pokemon 

Euphemism for cock or dog fighting

Cockfighting? No, Officer, We were just doing some live-action Pokemon.

Michael Vick was arrested yesterday on allegations of involvement in an underground live-action Pokemon ring.

A wild pitbull appears!
Fido, I choose you!
Fido used bite to the throat.
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE

Live-action Pokemon by Tim Branin February 26, 2011

The Law of Pokemon Monopoly 

When re-purchasing Pokemon from other players, you must play a minimum of triple its original value.

Player 1: Hey, I just bought Vileplume for 200P.
Player 2: How much you want for it?
Player 1: 600P.
Player 2: You, sir, have yourself a deal!
Player 1: The Law of Pokemon Monopoly strikes again.

The Law of Pokemon Monopoly by Kiadote12 October 9, 2011

Water-type Pokemon 

A Pokemon who has an advantage over Fire, Ground,and Rock-type Pokemon while being weak against Grass and Electric-type Pokemon.

Shellder
Squirtle
Starmie
Magikarp
Seaking
Vaporeon

Water-type Pokemon by Shawn B. October 23, 2003

the pokemon 

The pokemon is when you are fucking a girl from behind and right before you finish you throw a tennis ball at her. After she turns around proceed to cum in her face and yell "Go (your favorite pokemons name)!"

pikachu is everyones favorite. the pokemon

the pokemon by jesus is a gardener July 31, 2007

play pokemon

what small asian teenagers say they are doing when they are having sex. condoms are often hidden in boxes of pokemon cards

Me: What did you do last night with Paul?
Small Asian Gril: Play pokemon

play pokemon by tsnowdude55 March 13, 2007