Phil

A dad. Most likely divorced with seven or more children. You can find him on the golf course or behind a poker table. Tells dad jokes like no other and has all the best dance moves. Has his own catchphrase: “fuck me right.” He spends a lot of time watching sports in his recliner. Will spend hours teaching his kids about self defense and boat motors. Wears dad hats and always has to be in charge, especially while driving. Probably has a red bull addiction from lack of sleep. Tends to attract more deer than women.

“That guy over there has a real nice golf swing!”
“Yeah he’s a real Phil!”

by Jalyssa October 23, 2018

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Phillips. What can I say about Phillip's. Well, I'm going to talk about one specific Phillip. The phillip that I know is kind and generous and will go out of his way for anyone. Phillip has this way of making everyone smile the minute he walks into the room, especially me..... Phillip will go out of his way to make sure everyone else around him is happy, even if he himself doesn't feel happy. I wish the world had more people like Phillip. Phillip is one of the most kindest people I've ever met. There's alot more to Phillip than Phillip let's off and I really like that about him. Phillip is really attractive and has such a nice smile, his eyes are nice and his lips look so biteable. ☺️ anytime he looks at me and smiles I can't help but smile and get hot inside....Not to mention his hands, I enjoy watching him do things that make him have to use his hands.. I wish Phillip could know how much i like him.

Phillip. A person who is extremely kind, adventurous and fun to be around. That probably has a nice grip.

by Bungholemunghole September 02, 2023

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