Phil

Phil is typically a short guy, he seems to have a strange obsession with poop and Hot Carl's. He always refuses to make Asja pancakes and is a hobo. He's very gay and claims to be his own pimp and hoe. He is an attention whore who often claims that he isn't the whiney one. He's never played Club Penguin and really didn't have a childhood

Gurl 1: You see that Thicc guy right there? What's his name
Gurl 2: Oh that's Phil, don't get too close, he's got a feces kink and he's honestly gay

by Rhaewaffles December 28, 2019

Phil

Is Gay and dumb but he loves his girl named veronica and will eat any type of food and will have fun with anyone around the world and is a mix of peru and ecuador.

Person 1- who is that
person 2- that is phil
person 1-Oh no

by Ernesto,saul February 12, 2019

Phil Lucero

A big black man with a HUMONGOUS dick. When he takes it out every woman, man, and non-binary person in a 2 mile radius falls to their knees and starts begging to have it inside them. Phil Lucero is so beautiful, he shines like the brightest star in the sky. When you find a Phil Lucero, make sure you hang onto him tight because he'll pick you up, throw you onto his bed, and start ruthlessly pounding you until you feel like your insides were taken out, blended up, and put back into you, then blessed by an angel.

Person 1: I really wish I could find a man
Person 2: You need a Phil Lucero, he'll do you right
Phil Lucero: I'm gonna rearrange both of yall's insides with my monster truck 19 inch veiny puh destroyer

by phil_lucero_pounded_me December 2, 2025

Phil Weatherup

The Best IB Coordinator Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
A Phil Good Person
He will not let you down because he is Mr WeatherUP
Better than Dr Phil 🤢🤢🤢

Theo: You are such a Phil Weatherup
Varun: OMG. REALLY? THANKS MAN!

by The Breakfast Club 2022 April 6, 2022

phil opian

when you don't want to use your government name it sounds perfect because it is a first and last name. by the time they realize is sounds similar to a "fallopian" tube

when the hostess asks for my name i will say phil opian. i wonder who will figure it out?

by Whittram July 26, 2023

phil swift

A man who is really into cutting boats in half and doing " ALOTA DAMAGE " then fixing it with his product.

"PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE"

by sehiers April 28, 2021

Pull a Phil

To sneak out of work 15 minutes early to attend to an urgent task.

Some friends are coming over this evening and I am out of beers. Better pull a Phil and get some.

by DJCatnip November 17, 2023