Monster House

Verb

To punch/kick/thump/etc. someone so hard that it breaks a giant hole in them, then fill it with concrete to make sure said part is haunted for eternity

"Jim stole your Girlfriend"

"i'm going to monster house his bumole!!!"

by THATKIDCHALKIE April 15, 2014

Bless this House

When you go visit someone's house and the first thing you do when you arrive is head straight to the bathroom to poop.

Joan: Welcome to my house.
Biff: Thanks, where's your bathroom, I need to bless this house.

by DanHomer December 13, 2007

Black House

What the White House was renamed to after Barack Obama was elected the new president.

Whitehouse.gov is the official web site for the Black House and President Barack H. Obama, the 44th President of the United States.

by blibbertibs March 29, 2009

HOUSE MOUSE

A person (usually a female) who comes to your house and cleans? And does your laundry and takes care of you? Like a wife would cook dinner and then she leaves. She does what she came to do and then she's gone not to be seen or heard from until it's time to do it again. This is what an actual house mouse is All these other definitions. I mean some of them are pretty close but most of them are pretty far off.

Renta wife for a short time.

Person 1: My house mouse is coming over to clean up the mess later.

Person 2: your pet, cleans? Normally people date girls for that.
Person 1: she's like a rent, a girlfriend she comes. She does what I need her to do and then she leaves. She's not a pet, although she could be temporarily.
Person 2: well dang I need a house mouse!

, pretty girl who listens and caters to a master for a short time then leaves

by Whiitegirl September 14, 2022

nans house

Having you loose your virginity through having sex with a minor boy, who is younger than you and that you don’t want anyone to know that your doing it. Afterwords you play it off pretending to all your friends that it never happened and your still a virgin.

Beck is going to her nans house tommorrow. She’s gonna have a good time their with John.

by Tomdickandharrymate October 8, 2017

House a joint

To steal some shit (v)

Jamal: You wanna get some munch?
Marquis: Yeah, I was gonna go house a joint from 7-11 anyways

by Lil clit November 19, 2017

House Rape

A situation where a large number of uninvited house guests intentionally crash a party, consume large quantities of food and drink.

Adrian, has a party for some good friends and neighbors. Liz knows about the party, but is not invited. Liz decides to invite the entire neighborhood and claim that Adrian initiated the invite. The end result is Adrian's party having a significant number of guests and leaving him feeling house raped.

by LudaChris August 25, 2013