Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.
Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).
Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
by VE007 February 06, 2010
by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021
A person who enjoys the fine activity of going down on a very large ladie’s private parts. Also known as a moose knuckle hero.
“Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?” “No bro, I just ate at the moose lodge.” “Dude, you totally are a couch eater.”
by The duke785 April 28, 2019
Nobody really knows what it means, but it's not good. Insult perfection that completely bewilders the senses.
Me: "Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute ham couch."
MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."
MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"
MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"
Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."
MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"
Me: "Whatever, ham couch."
Police: "What's the problem here?"
MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"
Police: "What does that even mean?"
MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"
Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."
MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."
MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"
MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"
Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."
MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"
Me: "Whatever, ham couch."
Police: "What's the problem here?"
MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"
Police: "What does that even mean?"
MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"
Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."
by WaxorWolf February 13, 2023
by kidboston January 29, 2018
That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.
by cameronbeef November 08, 2013
A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-
by poopy tacito September 04, 2009