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pulling a swifty

I reckon that bloke was pulling a swifty when he said the dog was only two years old
by cracking porkle July 23, 2017
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crank pull

Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.
Get ready. Kerry's gonna do the crank pull!
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
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Pulling A Jarred

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"
Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"
by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011
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pulling a Ewan

When "pulling a Ewan" you fumble the bag; not being able to be with someone you like; making the other person lose interest in you
Josh: Hey Greg, I think this girl that really liked me is losing interest in me.

Greg: Aw man, don't be pulling a Ewan, that's the worse.
by Corbonnn April 13, 2022
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Pulling a Wyatt

When someone is playing Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies and has to leave in the middle of the game, abandoning everyone, since he has to go on a 15 mile bike ride.
*/*Round 15*/*

Randy 1: Sorry guys I have to leave the game to go on a 15 mile bike ride.

Randy 2: I hate you.

*/*Randy 1 left the game.*/*

Randy 2: I hate people that are always Pulling a Wyatt.
by BK Randy Scrandy August 20, 2011
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Pull a madison

To uninvite someone to an event. Usually referred to when talking about a dance (homecoming, semi formal, prom, etc.)
Ugh she is such a hoe she is gonna pull a Madison on Juan. Now Juan is gonna have no date to semi thanks to that hoe bag.
by Madisonotterbean February 14, 2017
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pulling a jalen

When someone says some dumb ass shit and tries to cover it up by saying autocorrect
“Bruh your dumb I AM in tutorial!” THAT would be pulling a jalen
by Andre Garcia III March 10, 2019
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