Mommy

Izzy

Izzy? Oh you mean mommy.

by Yourabutthead November 22, 2021

mommy

it's me. I'm ur mommy.

"im ur sexy mommy"

by BBUDONTKIT January 18, 2022

woof woof mommy

damm you kinky ? probably has a mommy kink ngl

someone damm that girl looks fine af

someone2 on god woof woof mommy drools

by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023

Mommy

A nickname for your lesbian woman who loves you and wants the best for you. She takes care of you and always makes sure that you are ok. She is the mature version of yourself. She has the potential to be your very best friend for life. We all know that she lowkey hates you though.

“Why must you always stay out late and come home black out drunk? You have a test tomorrow, go to bed.”
(Sarcastically) “Yes Mommy”

by Fluffycloudface March 2, 2022

Mommy Pee break

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.

Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!

Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.

Candice: FML

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

Mommy

A mother of a child

Now stop searching mommy on a dictionary and go touch grass you weirdos

by -$l33py-m0øn- June 30, 2022

Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"

by Rizzonomics October 14, 2022