by Rizzonomics October 14, 2022
Get the Mommy's Razormug. A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.
Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018
Get the Mommy Pee breakmug. 
A nickname for your lesbian woman who loves you and wants the best for you. She takes care of you and always makes sure that you are ok. She is the mature version of yourself. She has the potential to be your very best friend for life. We all know that she lowkey hates you though.
“Why must you always stay out late and come home black out drunk? You have a test tomorrow, go to bed.”
(Sarcastically) “Yes Mommy”
(Sarcastically) “Yes Mommy”
by Fluffycloudface March 2, 2022
Get the Mommymug. by Djkeagen January 17, 2022
Get the mommy milkersmug. by Bananisnice January 15, 2022
Get the Mommymug. A woman of dominant nature who cuddles you, asks you about your day, and tells you you're a good boy but punishes you if you misbehave. She will also partake in masculine hobbies or wear masculine clothing. A more refined taste for the submissive and breedable men in the world.
by GawainTheGreen January 17, 2024
Get the Tommy Mommymug.