P. Diddy

A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.

Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!

P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!

by Doobedoo May 12, 2024

Sure Diddy

When someone is guilty of something that Sean Combs would do, meaning anything

Person 1: Hey, is it true Peter plowed his mom so hard he broke her back?
Person 2: He sure Diddy

by BrapBrat December 10, 2024

Diddy Bop

Narcissists, liars, gaslighters, and abusers that hold positions of power in communities/cultures, that act like they care about people, but only perform to advance their own personal ego and desires.

They seem like they care.

Nah, they just workin on they diddy bop.

by SecretofNimh July 14, 2024

Diddies

Dad or Father boobs.

My Dad has huge Diddies!

by Nene Drake October 7, 2017

Diddy

AKA: Puff Daddy
Decent artist musically but an awful Human Being personally.

“Diddy was, is, and will always be a melly-motherfuckin’ pedophile.”

by Kontakt 180 April 8, 2025

No Diddy

A 2024 variant of No Homo

Based on the sexual proclivities of The Diddler, Sean Combs sexually deviant alter ego.

"You look good bro, No Diddy.

"If I were a chick I'd smash you, No Diddy"

"Can I take you shopping? No Diddy"

by Ben Shapiro's Mom April 3, 2024

Diddy Socks

Striped socks that a guy wears to lay the smack down on his girl for stepping out of line. Preferably multicolored.

Mateo’s old lady ran out the door when she caught him putting on his Diddy Socks because the sandwich she made him was missing salami.

by A-Hole M July 2, 2025