officer joe

An idiot cop who does not know how to drive a stick, also has 80k dollar resume. Works three jobs including Porter, Home land security, Olympic runner. Officer Joe also likes to play as a gay bartender on the weekends.
Officer Joe is so dumb, that fuck cant drive a stick to save his life.
by Don Durham December 08, 2011
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box office smash

When you take a shit so massive the toilet gets blocked.

Originating from 'box' being used to describe a toilet - ie shit box.
Jethro: Wow dad I can smell that from my bedroom!
Dad: Right on Jethro, I just did a box office smash!
by gold member October 04, 2005
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Back office monkey

B.O.M for short. An employee of a financial service firm who pushes paper ie: does cost accounting, settles accounts, etc. This employee thinks that by becoming a Chartyred Financial Analyst, they will move to a more glamorous front office position and make more money. B.O.M's are easily placated by free donuts or pizza.
Douchebag and Lion are both destined to be back office monkeys for Harvey Industries.
by freshwoman June 21, 2005
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baap of box office

Person who Rules Box Office and has almost every record in his name.

This Title is given to Salman Khan
by Wickedmind May 12, 2019
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Inner Office Envelope

An incorrect version of "interoffice envelope" that people say or email to the entire company when one is missing and contains the documents they need.
Random office worker: Can everyone please check to see if they recieved an inner office envelope that should have come to me.

Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.

Theresa: *sigh*
by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009
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Thot patrol officer

Noun. A highly skilled carefully chosen group of men who are able to sniff out thots out of thin air.
A thot woman unwittingly walks up to a random guy or so she thought. He’s actually a thot patrol officer. She says to him hey do you know where I can score some free sex? He says no, go away. I don’t want you around me or my friends.
by B-rizzle December 01, 2018
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Merchant Marine Officer

Licensed professional seafarers who work in either the deck or engine departments of Merchant Vessels. They ascend to these positions based on either Maritime College educations, or less commonly through time served and advancements 'up the hawsepipe' through testing.

Deck officers: 3RD Mate (primarily safety officer), 2ND Mate (primarily navigations officer, Chief Mate (supervisor), and Captain (overall command of vessel and personnel)

Engine Officers: 3RD Assistant Engineer, 2ND Assistant Engineer, 1ST Assistant Engineer, and Chief Engineer (in charge of entire engine room and shipboard mechanical/electrical components)

(NOTE: Steward's Department does not consist of any officers, all personnel in this department are unlicensed but certain Stewards carry more authority than others.)
Before becoming a vessel operations manager, Brian sailed as a Merchant Marine officer with Moore McCormack Lines.
by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 15, 2007
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