poop sock

The clutch object when you are far away from the bathroom and don't think you'll make it. Poop in the sock, wipe with the outside.

Kid: "I really need to poop!"
Dad: "GIVE HIM THE POOP SOCK"

by Nialltheboss June 22, 2019

oops poops

A term for when you cut a fart but realize you pooped your pants.

Jennifer cried oops poops when she tried to cut a silent but deadly one and a bunch of liquid shit came squirting out of her ass.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

poop bandit

An unknown individual who shits mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. The shit may be found anywhere except in a toilet. The poop bandit may strike at any time in any place. He does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. He only discriminates against toilets.

Hey Randy, whats that smell? Oh shit! Looks like the poop bandit has struck again!

by John Warner August 21, 2006

Poop Bridge

When you take a poop and one poop released from your anus floats in the water (forms a floater). Then a second poop, partially released from your anus hangs down and touches the poop in the water, thereby connecting the poop in your butt to the poop in the water, and forming a "poop bridge".

I ate a huge salad yesterday and made a massive poop bridge the next day.

by outerbanx February 21, 2009

phantom poop

(noun) A bowel movement that cannot be seen in the toilet after the depositer gets up from making it. This is especially accurate if wiping afterward produces no residue on toilet tissue and there is no discernible odor of feces."

"I know I dropped a (log), but it was a phantom poop. I didn't even need the Febreze in there."

by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018

poop o’clock

poop o’clock- the time of poop

it’s poop o’clock!

by poopoclock420 August 20, 2019

Poop dimension

The only place worse than hell, huge lumps of shit on the ground with the atmosphere being filled with fart

shut the fuck up bitch hoe before i send yo ass to the poop dimension

by FartBabyTime May 22, 2020