by Christoff Juliano July 18, 2008
by Geek-O-Man March 15, 2005
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A phrase aimed to motivate or inspire, often times used in a situation where you feel like the odds are stacked against you, but you do everything in your power to succeed regardless.
by LGR STUDIOS May 24, 2023
To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again
Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now
:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat
:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong
:dan Way to scratch your own balls
:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat
:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong
:dan Way to scratch your own balls
by Wilyboi February 14, 2017
A copypasta that stems from a 2014 discussion on '4chan.' It is about a man in presumably the 18th Century defending his home from 4 intruders.
'Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.'
by sushm_ September 16, 2023
by Reek-the-Prick December 06, 2019