Insert your flaccid cock into one end of a 'Smartie' tube. Get your partner to tickle your ballsack and watch in wonder as your dick gets hard then bursts the 'Smartie' tube apart. A bit like Dr David Banner getting angry! For added effect, paint your knob green before insertion.
COMMENTATOR: "So, after 120 minutes of the FA Cup final, the score is Liverpool 3 Everton 3! History is about to be made! This is the first final is to be decided, not by the usual penalty shoot-out, but by both team captains Cock Hulking a Smartie tube. The first to burst wins! Back to the action!"
REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET
REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET
by Chimping Champ August 31, 2012
by The Handy Man February 16, 2010
A person who absolutely loves to suck cock, and drink the semen after. Usually close to nymphomania in their obsession.
by Nayban November 01, 2005
A cock tribute is a photo of a person (often female) also showing a hard penis, usually in front of or alongside their face. Not as common as cum tributes, but growing in popularity, especially on Twitter.
"You done me a cum tribute, now please do a cock tribute for me. I want to see your hard dick next to my face!"
by 10 Finger Eddie October 19, 2015
when someone interupts you before or during sexual intercouse.
by j.mac-z@suckonit.com July 15, 2009
When I went to burning man, I noticed a lot of people from the Meghan's Law website shirt cocking around me.
by Mr. Liquor Face October 12, 2010