Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest, who likes likes 10 year old boys.

That damn nigger is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 September 01, 2020

trench nut

Swetty bollocks

Harry’s mum has trench nut

by Lisa Scott June 09, 2021

Nut milk

Milk that’s comes out of nuts.

That girl drank all of my nut milk.

by Big daddy paddy January 10, 2021

Wig nut

When small lumps of dried feces become stuck to the hairs of the anus and build up to the point where a large lump of feces is cemented to the anus by the hairs.

Shit man, I haven't shat for weeks - I have a huge wig nut.

by Shitmuncher February 04, 2010

Nut Smeg

Its the cheese crud that collects around your teabag,and leg creases.
caused by poor cleaning habits,smell is atrocious.

I told my bf that he needs to clean his teabag more often,its covered in nut smeg.

by Joe hitts January 02, 2009

Scag nut

A piece of feces stuck to the hair near the rectum of a person or animal. Can also be referred to as “scaggies” or “scags”

Guy1: Look at the size of the scag nut on that sheep

Guy2: Yeah that’s a huge scaggy

by Trolken August 18, 2021

Infi-nut

Upon ejaculation of male genitals, the individual endures a prolonged extension of the pleasureful sensation of ejaculation. Infi-nut, "infi" derived from infinite, connotates an infinite ejaculation, this is a hyperbole.

"Dude the best thing happened to me yesterday"
"What?"
"When I beat my meat, a got an infi-nut."
"What's that?"
"It's when you nut but for 5 to 10 seconds it still feels like your nutting!"
"HAHA WTF! I want that."

by surviveandthrive November 29, 2018