sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI

hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*

by bigtiny February 26, 2019

Nut Lagging

1. When one cannot "get it up" and has Erectial Disfunction
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.

As Grandma explained how Grandpa was Nut Lagging, we all threw up all over her nig face.

by SomeFatNig October 15, 2010

Nut-shaker

A condition in which a man's genitalia quiver when aroused

That girl is so hot, she's a "nut-shaker"

by kpmac97 October 16, 2017

Whiffle Nuts

This is reference to the pungent discomforting smell coming from a males testicle area after a long night of partying or strenuous activity.

All of the girls couldn't figure out why it smelled like hot garbage at the bar, they realized it was Rob's whiffle nuts.

by Nipple Knockers June 29, 2016

Moose-nut

A name used to refer to one of your bestest friends.

I love you my little moose-nut!

by racklecat March 23, 2021

Nut Caped

To rape someone by fiercely and brutally twist to pairs of male testicals together.

Dude, you just got Nut caped

While playing dead space:OMG I ALMOST GOT NUTCAPED

by MENINDANUTSOHARDANALLY October 29, 2009

Nuts for Brains

A male who thinks with his dick rather than his brain. Follows what his sexuality says to do instead of taking the path of common sense or intelligence.

"Can you believe John? That's the third girl he's screwed this week and he's SUPPOSED to be dating Stacy!"
"He must have nuts for brains."

by bottomofthebikini May 28, 2009