An elderly male who wears a hat when going out in public. An elderly females who wears a guazy scarf over her head. The headwear is not removed in the automobile and is clearly visible while tailgating because you're already at least 10 miles below the federally mandated speed limit. Often times the visible hat is the only clue the said slow vehicle is actually occupied, and may be accompanied by white knuckles at approximately ear level.
I could've been here 20 minutes ago, but I got stuck behind some hatsquader doing 30 in a 55...and I couldn't pass!
by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005
Get the Hat Squadermug. by not dr.seuss April 20, 2022
Get the cat in the hatmug. A term used to describe a gay person, usually said with an emphasis on the S to make it sound extra gay.
by helllllooooo November 5, 2010
Get the Silly Hatmug. by Nu_AGe July 26, 2006
Get the flesh hatmug. by Joe Mama December 18, 2002
Get the hat trickmug. when a man is lying down on his back, engaging in oral sex with one woman and vaginal sex with another whilst they fondle each other's breasts above him, creating a tri-cornered hat effect
by BJ and Frances May 22, 2006
Get the napolean's hatmug. A sexual practice in which a male inserts his penis into three different holes on a female's body during one sexual encounter. The most common example would be a male inserting his penis in a female's mouth, vagina, and anus; all during one singular sexual encounter.
After sex, she could feel a great sorness in her mouth, ass, and pussy; after all, her boy had just scored a hat trick!
by 314inda517 March 1, 2009
Get the hat trickmug.