A more family-friendly term for "Shut the f*** up!" Originally coined by an 8th grader to a) seriously annoy the teachers and b) shock delicate ears as they thought ahead of his speech.
Ehhhmahgawwwd, did you hear and Brittany and Lindsay and Mark? Apparently, according to Brenda, they-
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
by Veronica Stiletto November 28, 2010

by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010

a female usually wearing too much make-up who is not really into the music but wants to be at the front with their best duckface on.
go and ask that front row slut if I can borrow her mirror to sniff my snortabilly off and ask the other one to lend me her selfie stick
by mindmymollydolly November 11, 2015

by Kikzehs July 10, 2016

An individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any class or presentation. This person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the class for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.
by MyPseudonym12 February 25, 2011

Direct Guilt. Saying something to make someone else feel bad, but not disguising the guilt in any way. Directly giving them the guilt instead of hinting at it. Usually to gain something desired, such as food or money, etc.
Son/Daughter: "Mom! I so hungry. You haven't fed me all day! Make me something!"
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."
by Morokai April 19, 2014

by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013
