cottaging nigel

A term used by inverted men both young and old who like to frequent public lavatories which they call cottages in order to experience sexual solace
Keep away from those toilets they're full of nigel nine-bob-notes going cottaging

cottaging nigel huh

by mrs tosser November 22, 2025

trannybashing nigel

bashing over an african tranny in rainbow attire colours

trannybashing nigel hmmm

by mrs tosser November 23, 2025

asexual nigel

that creepy ugly chatroom guy who's about as attractive to women as a cactus dildo

asexual nigel loves BBC

by mrs tosser December 3, 2025

Simp for Niels day

January Eighteenth is the day of the year in which you simp for (or make out with) someone by the name of Niels

Sora: you hear it's simp for Niels day?
Maddy: I already bought him a graphics card

by Boony January 17, 2021

Chromosomes line up nicely

A cheesy term one can give someone if they are absolutely stunning.

Mike: "Bro that new girl Rebecca looking absolutely fine ngl".
Ben: "Yeah bro I bet her chromosomes line up nicely"

by TomMoore May 17, 2021

Pulling a Nixolay

Clutching after pulling a wirtual. Named after the twitch streamer "Nixolay".

I just pulled a horrible wirtual but now I'm pulling a Nixolay.

by Yheeter April 17, 2022

August Hudson V Nielsen

sexy man!! august such cute baby and i love him

mmmm i love august hudson v nielsen, he’s so sexy!!! -baela

by poopiebutt123 June 1, 2022