Nipple Party

A party where all the ppl are showing their nipples

"guess what???, last friday i went to the best nipple party ever!"

by ;) November 30, 2004

Guitarist's Nipple

the mild pain, soreness, or erection of the nipple often caused by leaning over a guitar and pushing the edge against one's chest.

"I had such a bad Guitarist's Nipple after that concert last night. It's like someone cut off my nipple in my sleep and sewed on a quarter instead."

by dr.teets September 19, 2012

Nipple dress

A dress with a circular opening on each breast which exposes both nipples to view.

Wow kathy's wearing a nipple dress.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 9, 2009

nipple shit

the after math of rubbing your nipples in someone's ass crack

Pat McCurry has nipple shits.

by carl huebner May 3, 2009

Nipple Cripple

the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.

"you're going down yo"

"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"

"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"

*viciously rips nipples"

"OWWWWWWWWWW"

by Pac haters May 4, 2022

nipple brow

A collection of chest hairs concentrated above a male's nipples.

That dude's nipple brow looked like his chest was eye-fucking me.

by sundeviljoel September 26, 2009

nipple nuzzler

These pre-human creatures are usually 1 week to 3 months. Above 3 months they're frequently referred to as nipple biters! Nipple nuzzlers are selfish and manipulative little creatures that routinely steal a man's prized toys. They make silly little sounds that human females emulate but that make no sense. Nipple Nuzzlers are members of the sub-species "pleasure interruptis". They are known to make extremely loud bellowing sounds or give off odors that are extremely noxious at very inconvenient times. Unless these creatures are properly placed into development hibernation there will never be peace in the house again. The cuteness is only a front to allow them to gain a hold on the human female. Once that happens it's YEARS to eradicate the infestation!

How about we put the Nipple Nuzzler in his crib, turn off the bellow box and go to our room to play for a little while?

by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014