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Nut of shame

The ‘nut of shame’ is when someone deeply regrets having sex with someone, or beating their meat to someone/something
“I regret ever fucking Tiana ugly ass bro, even though the head was fire I definitely busted a nut of shame”

“At least you didn’t beat your meat to her on facetime. Definitely a nut a shame.”
by lulbaby.c May 1, 2019
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Nut Gumming

when an eldererly lady or gentlemen or any dentally challenged individual removes false teeth and deepthroats the males member and bites down on the testicles with the gums, chomping and keeping pressure on the testicles.
i went to your grandma's last night and she gave me a right proper nut gumming.
by bigcrazy May 23, 2012
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trench nut

Harry’s mum has trench nut
by Lisa Scott June 9, 2021
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sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI
hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*
by bigtiny February 26, 2019
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Nut Lagging

1. When one cannot "get it up" and has Erectial Disfunction
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.
As Grandma explained how Grandpa was Nut Lagging, we all threw up all over her nig face.
by SomeFatNig October 15, 2010
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what a nut

When your heart can't take it anymore and you're just like "What a nut". Used by multiple Alondra's and is used when someone is aesthetically pleased
by rexatemDOughNUT July 31, 2018
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Whiffle Nuts

This is reference to the pungent discomforting smell coming from a males testicle area after a long night of partying or strenuous activity.
All of the girls couldn't figure out why it smelled like hot garbage at the bar, they realized it was Rob's whiffle nuts.
by Nipple Knockers June 29, 2016
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