friday night cranks

Epic prank call web show that comes on stickam every friday from 7-11(est) Funny shit.

I almost peed myself watching friday night cranks

by xxchelseakayxx February 12, 2009

nightfall in middle earth

Best power metal album ever. Classic. By Blind Guardian. The theme of the whole thing is The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Truly amazing.

Dude, have you heard Nightfall in Middle Earth? I love it!

by LoneIgadzra March 21, 2004

a hard days night

A) the Beatles' first movie that hit the big screens in 1964. Has the same name as the album also released that year.

B) one of Ringo Starr's many idiosyncrasies

C) a cooler way of saying "I've had a tough day."

George: How was your day, then?"
Ringo: rubbish, really. It was a hard days night, you know.

by amelia riversong October 18, 2010

girls' night out

When a group of women get together to complain about men, problems with men, or the lack of men.
Usually involves acting in a manner in which any man who sees them would sever all ties with said women, should that man know them.

Things were going great with Mark until Gina and her friends went on a girl's night out.
Mark saw Gina at a club and slit his wrists in the bathroom.

by Fuckballs. August 23, 2003

Because you touch yourself at night

The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.

Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!

by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006

taco night

The female equivalent of a sausage fest: a party principally or wholly consisting of women, with a marked lack of testosterone.

This has turned into a real taco night. Might as well watch some Sex and the City.

by Honky '98 January 6, 2009

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.

"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003