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ninja looter 

1) (n) (MMORPG) A player who loots and/or attempts to loot items (usually of significant rarity and value) without the permission of the group, especially one who loots items designed for other classes or one who loots all items of value immediately prior to leaving the group/raid/guild.

2) (n) (World of Warcraft) See Hunter
Felstriker? Obviously a Hunter weapon.
ninja looter by Danin July 6, 2005

ninja vs. pirate 

This is a debate that is often held in such areas as internet forums, chat rooms, and even in actual places such as cafiterias, homes, and cars of teenagers.

The idea of this debate is to prove once and for all who would win in a debate between a pirate and a ninja. Multiple things would be considered, such as relative skill, weaponry, and mental disposition toward killing.

Although the pirate would traditionaly carry a flintlock pistol, this gun was innacurate, and the ninja would probably throw a smoke bomb to make it harder for the pirate to see, or just dodge the bullet. The ninja could then kill the pirate with any weapon in his arsenal, ranged or melee, such as using shuriken, a blow gun, or his katana to dispatch the pirate.

In most circles, it is beleived that a ninja would defeat a pirate in an even fight, such as in a grassy field where neither of them could use the terrain to their advantage.

Other examples of these "fantasy duels" are whether Batman could take Chuck Norris, Crab vs. Lobster, whether U.S.S Enterprise could take the Star Destroyer, Samas Aran vs. Master cheif etc...
Geek 1:Who do you think would win in a fight in aninja vs. pirate duel?
Geek 2: Hey dude, a pirate is all like "arr," and they carry guns, so they would win in a fight.
Geek 1: Nah, ninjas would waste pirates because ninjas actually trained. Pirates just got drunk all the time.

ninja slipper 

a visible camel toe
yo man check out the hot asain with the ninja slipper bouncin around in spandex!
ninja slipper by thenewkrew September 7, 2006

ninja invite 

World of Warcraft term, lure someone to join your party or guild.
"we need a tank for an instance, but nobody wants to join. We need to ninja invite someone".
ninja invite by Udame March 13, 2008

Ninja Doser 

A ninja doser is a hippy that hangs from a tree by his legs, and extends downward in front of you when you walk under him/her and throws a tab of acid (lsd) into your mouth.
I went to a jungle and got drugged up by a "Ninja Doser". Now everything is melting
Ninja Doser by Rastadubb August 25, 2009

ninja digits

A telephone call originated from an alternate number in order to disguise the caller's identity and/or intent.
"Jimmy tried to skate on me for a month of utilities and wouldn't call me back, but I finally bagged him with ninja digits from the conference room line at work."

"Have you heard about the new iPhone app that throws ninja digits? Dude, you can call from any friggin' number you want!"
ninja digits by Slithorex March 8, 2010