Sociopath next door

Someone that seems cool and nice on the surface, but is actually a calculating machine.

The sociopath next door is always ready to play.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.

Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."

Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"

by xXyOuRmOmIsGaEXx January 24, 2022

next one up

you know you're going to be next person to be successful in (anything); a feeling of greatness/determination/certainty

Person 1: Hey, you're really good at this.
Person 2: yeah, I'm the next one up

by kwjg42 August 28, 2023

Next of skin

How a Rhodie would refer to his Wife.

In case of emergency, call my next of skin

by Metal Munkey April 03, 2022

Next level hobo shit

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.

"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"

by TremendousClap January 30, 2020

next tomorrow

instead of day after tomorrow

the math homework is due next tomorrow not tomorrow

by BiggestSexyPremiumDeluxE85 September 16, 2020

next year was better

Often used within the Burning Man community, Next Year Was Better is typically used when something goes wrong, and implies that it will have been done better or more successfully next year.

The art project didn't have enough batteries to last the night. eeh, next year was better.

by farmacist November 27, 2021