Grip n Rip

When a girl jacks off a guy with pine tar on her hand to get a good grip. This ultimately leads to ripping your penis off.

Jeff says "Travis how can you let Jenny Grip n Rip?"
Travis says "I guess I like the pull of my tool!"
Jeff says "You must because everytime Megan Grip n Rips me I feel like my penis is about to fall off."

by HotSteveO December 14, 2008

Pop n' Roll

The act of expressing ones man mustard into a young lady right before rolling her over to the opposite side of the bed as to avoid sleeping in the wet spot.

"After i busted a mad nut all up in her I pop n' rolled that ass so i could get a good dry nights sleep"

by SyFly April 15, 2013

guns n roses

I'm fed up of all this "oh, greatest band EVER" shit. It's been said so many times, and that is NOT a definition. If you like them that much, go join their fan club or create a shrine in your bedroom or whatever.
I'm sure you're all licking the arses of Nirvana and Metallica in other definitions you've made as well...

OK, they're a decent band, with a few good songs, but totally overrated! There are so many more talented people out there who don't feel the need to be drug addicts to appeal to millions of fuckwits all around the world who think that somehow that liking Guns n Roses makes them connoisseurs of music.

Anyone I see wearing Guns n Roses or Nirvana t-shirts are immediately labelled as "posers". Because if they were real fans, they wouldn't feel the need to prove they like the band with shitty overpriced merchandise.

Do I really need an example?

Fuckwit: Hey, look at my new Guns n Roses hoodie! Now people might finally think I'm not a loser because I seem to be interested in "real music"!

Sensible person: Real music? Who says what music is real and what music isn't? Get off your high horse and just listen to what music you want to listen to, rather than what you feel you *have* to listen to, because it's what everyone else considers "cool". Retard...

by i_dont_subscribe August 24, 2007

guns n roses

the best band ever apart from axl rose you cock

axl rose is a cock
nuff said

by rory July 11, 2004

Rock 'n' roll

An add-on phrase used mainly to confirm something, or to give the last word in a fight.

Person 1: Hey man are you gonna go to the KMFDM concert?
Person 2: Rock 'n' Roll

Person 1: Are you lying to me?
Person 2: Rock 'n' Roll

by Sam A. M. October 16, 2003

Kiev'n Rus

What Russia was originally called during it's "led by viking kings" era. It was called Kiev'n Rus because of its capital being Kiev and the slavs there being called the "rus" which eventually evolved into Russia. Kiev'n Rus was formed when viking warlords wanted to expand their kingdoms, and some powerful vikings decided to go more east. There, the slavic people were glad since for a lot of time they didn't have a leader, but now with the vikings, they could crown a king, or more specifically a grand duke which is how Kiev'n Rus came to be.

Hey Khan, I heard of this place called Kiev'n Rus which is just on our borders, think we should invade? I mean, what are the chances a bunch of horseless slavs could defeat our armies of tens of thousands?

by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019

rock n roll

Originally meaning to fuck really hard and long that you're so tired and eventually roll off a bed. Started from some jewish guy who fucked a black chick. Also a form of music that kicks ass.

That bitch was so hot I just wanted to rock n roll with her.

by nathan aka natedog July 23, 2005