Mississippi Muff Musket

When you stuff hard boiled eggs into a woman’s vagina and then fuck it to pack them in like a musket.

I gave Jennifer a Mississippi Muff Musket last night.

by 8ballsinurmouth September 14, 2023

Own a musket for home defense

A copypasta that stems from a 2014 discussion on '4chan.' It is about a man in presumably the 18th Century defending his home from 4 intruders.

'Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.'

by sushm_ September 16, 2023

musk

a. A sent that comes from a deers "glands" (aka butt)
b. Scent used in perfume
c. THE COOLEST WORD IN THE WORLD

Whoa!!!! I LOVE THAT "BLUE MOUNTAIN MUSK" PERFUME ON YOU.

by muskman July 1, 2005

mucky

The result of a heavy session of intoxicating substances

Getting mucky "After necking three pills I start getting a bit mucky, well mucky";"since that shot of Absinthe I'm starting to get mucky"
To be mucky "I'm well mucky"

by SickboyUD July 14, 2007

loading the musket

Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.

"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."

by Bobble April 4, 2006

Muskegon

A turd left on any seat in your car by a person who broke your window to get in. Not to be confused with a "twin lake" which is left by a person who got in WITHOUT breaking your window (because you left your car unlocked).

"That muskegon had a lot of corn in it."

"I found a muskegon in my impala so I'm getting new upholstery"

by beev_bove_biv January 19, 2021

Muskah

Somali word for givin head, suckin dick, giving blowjobs, etc...

Guy 1: Yo what are you sayin?

Guy 2: tryna cop muskah from this hoodrat!

by ahmad ali June 17, 2011