by Tommi Star July 17, 2015
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Get the Muddy buddy mug.A Muddy Coles is the act of taking a sexual parter to the frozen section of a Coles supermarket and vigorously fingering their anus.
This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.
This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.
by KnightsHelm April 1, 2017
Get the Muddy Coles mug.You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.
"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"
by Captain Wholesome June 8, 2019
Get the Muddy toboggan mug.A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.
man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010
Get the muddy hazleton mug.When a female takes a shit in a mans mouth and right when it’s about to drop she yells “Arghh” while he is wearing a pirate hat and eye patch
by Phillyfan420 February 3, 2018
Get the Muddy Pirate mug.When a Female/Male has a bush (of pubic hair) and they are considered a "dirty" person. Then when the indvidual becomes horny (wet), or in the act of sexual intercourse the bush becomes wet, thus creating a dirty and wet bush "muddy bush"
by Dr. Show March 13, 2009
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