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muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and hit their balls
Person 1: Hey man how’d you deal with that bully

Person 2: Had to give him a good ol muddy mussolini
by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024
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muddy snail trail

That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
by Skibidiphanom December 9, 2023
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muddy flag

The Muddy Flag is simply the bedsheet on which nasty pleasures are partaken. These include a Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl and Alabama Hot Pocket.. or any case in which fecal matter is involved. The fecal matter if not collected or disposed of correctly is transferred to the sheet and one may hang the sheet as a sign of victory and accomplishment and therefore known as the Muddy Flag.
Pete: Oh man, didn't you take Shannon home last night? I heard she loves the ass stuff.
Ben: Yea bro, i shit all over her chest and the rolled her over and put it in her ass. Then I hung the Muddy Flag from the balcony.
Pete: *vomits*
by cumBag January 25, 2016
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Muddy Trunk

When a man sticks his pecker in the ass end of his woman.
by Tommi Star July 17, 2015
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Muddy Hooker

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.
I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.
by chadd33 January 22, 2022
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Muddy Neck

when you are performing anal sex with your significant other and get shit dick and they proceed to give you oral sex directly after
Hey Babe, tryna give me some muddy neck later?
by shermanator615 July 3, 2024
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Muddy Sword

When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.
“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”
by pDawg aye July 30, 2024
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