moist penis

A moist penis is when you bust a nut at your wife's funeral.

Hey guys I just got a moist penis last weekend.

by SuckMyPenisWrikleTillIBustANut July 4, 2017

Flag

Get the moist penis mug.

Moist Bitch

A person who is being a bitch ass bitch.

Quit being a bitch ass bitch you moist bitch!

by FoondartFreddie January 22, 2019

Flag

Get the Moist Bitch mug.

Related Words

Moost • Moostache • moostafa • moosta • moostable • moostaka • Moostake • moostard • Moostarde • Moostecles

Moist Pirouette

When A Man Or Woman Gets Cream-pied By At Least 5 People, Then Performs The Pirouette

Can Be Enhanced By Using A Tazer Close To The End Of The Pirouette.

Billy: Hey Sally, You Ever Try The "Moist Pirouette"?
Sally: No, But I've Heard It's Like Spinning With A Blanket On.
Jeff: You Guys Are Weird.
Billy & Sally: Shut Up Jeff.

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 15, 2020

Flag

Get the Moist Pirouette mug.

moist towelette

a moist moist moist towelette

this is a moist towelette

by bookbonerpoop June 4, 2021

Flag

Get the moist towelette mug.

Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.

Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!

by BanJayce February 15, 2022

Flag