Mom Blocked

When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.

My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.

by Tree Hall November 1, 2009

Santa Mom

when a mom or just any woman over decorates for Christmas

Look at all those lights! She's totally a Santa Mom.

by Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh help December 27, 2018

mom goal

In lacrosse when a shot hits the side of the net and doesn’t go in. All the mom’s scream because they saw the net move but it was not a goal.

Did they score? No it was a “mom goal”.

by Bobsmokin May 6, 2019

Soccer Mom

A mom who attends all of their child's soccer games, has has no clue about any of the rules.

Soccer Mom: C'mon goalie, chase the ball across the field!

by Jimbolicious7 March 16, 2015

dance mom

pushy, obnoxious crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, dance or enter beauty contests. usually turning them into emotionally scarred adults who hate their parents.

joe: your mum is a crazy dance mom
lisa: i don't understand

by games98092893 August 19, 2019

aidens mom

Absolutely smokin hot

I'm gonna pipe Aidens mom.

by Broy'd,Gay January 14, 2021

mom ankles

When a person had really good ankles

Dang erin you got some hella good mom ankles

by Anklemom March 26, 2021